26) When hunting a group of teenagers, make sure to kill all the females first. No "final girl" means no survivors!
Submitted By AlanSmithee |
27) Always always ALWAYS make sure your victim is dead. Laying on the ground with a little blood on the head doesn't count. Check for a pulse, fer cripesake!!
Submitted By AlanSmithee |
28) Study the pitfalls of your predecessors. See where they went wrong and do the exact opposite. If you can't learn from your own mistakes, at least learn from someone else's.
Submitted By SunsetSissa |
29) If you're feeling crafty, choose a nice evening of macaroni art over making yet another wall collage of victims and their corresponding newspaper articles. Not only are they passe', they tend to give you away when the nosy neighbor snoops around your room.
Submitted By daphne |
30) Aim for your victim's head, the "heroes" are already aiming for yours.
Submitted By gphoenix51 |
31) Don't monologue, ever wonder why Jason has such a high body count? It's because he doesn't b.s. around with talking about how he's gonna eviscerate you and make it more interesting than the last 200+ victims. Just slice, dice and shamble off for more terrified innocents.
Submitted By gphoenix51 |
32) When holding your main victim by the throat, while surrounded by a cadre of cops. Just go ahead and ace her. Yeah, you'll get shot to hell, but at least you had the last laugh.
Submitted By gphoenix51 |
33) When using your signature weapon (like a machete) and it gets stuck in a table or the wooden floor of the cabin, just let it go. The teens you want to kill are only 2 feet away and you could just snap them in half and come back for your beloved weapon. It looks stupid when your victims are so close, yet you refrain from killing them cuz you're trying to get your machete out of the table.
Submitted By gphoenix51 |
34) Remember kids, three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.
Submitted By JimiKilz |
35) If you are the Monster/Slasher/Alien/Demon etc etc, then don't waste your time with complex Plans/Schemes/Plots/Feelings/ etc etc. Just keep it simple: go into your targets house and kill everybody. And for crying out loud don't waste your time with creepy phone calls and running in and out of the house to confuse the victims.
Submitted By The Halloween King |
36) Don't forget to disable caller ID.
Submitted By LewisBennett1 |
37) Design your own weapons, that way if somebody else gets hold of it, they won't know how to use it.
Submitted By LewisBennett1 |
38) Forget the kidnapping, just kill em'!
Submitted By LewisBennett1 |
39) Don't believe the 'I wont tell anybody' story.
Submitted By LewisBennett1 |
40) Stay away from killing police/soliders/political leaders/basically anyone in power as you will only draw attention to yourself.
Better yet, stick to the no-next-of-kin victims for the first bit.
Submitted By CoolBunny |
41) Use a signature weapon. Buy an ample supply of said weapon two town's over and remember to leave it at every scene for the media to photograph it. You will become famous and known for this weapon and people will fear you more for it. But please, make it something good, like a big butcher knife (minimum 8 inches) or a machete.
Submitted By CoolBunny |
42) Just RUN! Don't walk, even if you have a limp or you are the toughest mofo there is. Just RUN after your victim....think if you run twice as fast as you walk, that equals TWICE as many victims.
Submitted By CoolBunny |
43) No mercy. Don't let some teary-eyed young lass convince you she shouldn't die. Better yet wear an ipod with some good heavy metal music with you to block out the whines and pleads of your victims, then you can focus on just the killing.
Submitted By CoolBunny |
44) Stick to what works: creepy summer camps, darkened alley ways, etc. No need to take up residence at some newly renovated mall full of yuppies with cell phones and body guards!
Submitted By CoolBunny |
45) If some demon/alien possesses you...let it!
It should make you more powerful (at least for the time it needs your body).
Submitted By CoolBunny |
46) Make sure you have a good first name... Freddy, Jason, Michael... All those are immediately recognizable (even without the last names).
Submitted By CoolBunny |
47) Mix it up a bit... go for killing the "hero/heroine" first. They won't know what got them and then you can lay back and relax with killing the dumb ones after.
Submitted By CoolBunny |
48) Masks imrpove perfomance, people freak out after just seeing them. Work with that.
Submitted By ragingwriter |
49) The slower you move, the better. Be patient.
Submitted By ragingwriter |
50) Don't go all crazy on everyone at once, take your time pick them off one at a time.
Submitted By ragingwriter |
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